dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so

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When researchers at the University of Toronto and the University of Washington observed young people’s behavior in bars, they found that the man’s aggressiveness didn’t match his level of intoxication. There was no relationship.

Instead, men targeted women who were intoxicated.

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hahanerdz:

she will go far in life

ameliuhspond:

Never trust a person who throws away playbills.

bettywhiteprivilege:

"describe yourself in five words"

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linguisticsyall:

drhairball:

In Dutch, we don’t say amount, we say hoeveelheid, which would literally translate into howmuchness, which I think sounds absolutely moronic.

But I fully support it

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote